#harry gave me the pregnant
#fcuk

hello i am jacob and in my spare time i fight for equality and pizza rolls

avatardsherlockian:

killjoysandcastiel:

colesun:

sheetofsound:

ghoulishghosty:

also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”

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Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE

Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS

because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION

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Plays: 174968

prozdvoices:

Request: Goofy sings BRING ME TO LIFE

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Anonymous asked:

I know you get asked to do Goofy too much, but a cover of Bring Me to Life would be hilarious <3

Let me transport you to a simpler time, where you’re putting the final touches on your Inuyasha AMV in Windows Movie Maker.

Welcome back to 2003.

duct-tape-and-safety-pins-inside:

A girl I’m friends with on Facebook posted this status and I love it so much.

valetti:

versacemon:

Good bye

this made me snort something fierce  

❝ I’d be his, if he asked. ❞

- Six Word Story (via allineedissix)

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

uglyadult:

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk

once I had a nightmare that I got in the top band at my school and I sucked so bad they all signed a petition to get me kicked out

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

achievement-hunter:

The posts that pop up during finals week are the best kinds of posts

kardashidan:

kardashidan:

someone help me im in love

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saintlukas:

this is the only vine that matters