All hail the glow cloud

Hi I'm Jacob and I am a highkey One Direction fan blog. I would give a kidney for Niall Horan and J'aime soupe.

Slayin’ with Queen B

Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
Me: Oh ok cool
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

h0odrich:

I NEVER USE THIS WORD BUT THIS IS I C O N I C

batcows:

Steal their look - Superwholock fandom

Versace dumpster to live in - $12,777

theboyfriends:

can we talk about how absolutely stunningly goRGEOUS HARRY LOOKS HERE ?!?! his long hair all full and curling a bit is so BEAUTIFUL ON HIM. like….. he’s always gorgeous. but sometimes he’s just EXTRA GORGEOUS 

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Track: I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER
Artist: I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER
Album: I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER
Plays: 38331

brodingershat:

everyonelovesrobots:

microcroft:

iguah-daily:

I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER

f UCK PLEASE NOT AGAIN

NOT THIS AGAIN

I HAVE SURVIVED LIKE 2 YEARS WITHOUT THIS DEEP HAMBURGER LEVEL SHIT

Oh god. It’s finally back.

The most bizarre thing about this fucking post, to me, is how much I love it unironically.

valhallamage:

rlaph:

when you delete someone’s number then they text you and don’t wanna ask who it is

reblog to save a life,… or just to prevent an unwanted conversation

amporca:

Trying on clothes is really hard when you hate yourself. Liking someone is really hard when you hate yourself. Eating is really hard when you hate yourself. Life is really hard when you hate yourself.

cachaemicgement:

WAIT, I NEED TO FIX THIS.

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